Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Screenwriting Mistake #52: Writing dialogue in paragraphs


I’m not sure why, but all of a sudden I’m seeing a lot of screenplays with long blocks of dialogue divided into paragraphs, instead of just writing them out as one contiguous block of text. For instance, instead of this:

BILLY
I love you somethin’ terrible, Martha. I can’t
imagine life without you. Before you came along,
my life weren’t nothin’ but a dang disaster. Now
you done gave it meanin’.

People have been writing this:

BILLY
I love you somethin’ terrible, Martha. I can’t
imagine life without you.

Before you came along, my life weren’t nothin’
but a dang disaster. Now you done gave it meanin’.

Actually, I've never seen anyone write those words, thank the screenwriting gods.

The problem is likely that too many people are writing too much dialogue, so they don’t know how to make it look less like a huge block of text running down the length of the page without breaking it up arbitrarily. The best possible solution is to write way less dialogue and way more action. It’s okay to have one or maybe two monologues in a script, but any more than that and you’re almost certainly overwriting.

Try to limit your dialogue to no more than three or four lines; fewer would be better because that's how most people actually talk. If it’s absolutely necessary to write a longer string of dialogue from one character, you can divide it into two blocks by sticking a line of action between them, such as, “Billy gasps for air after realizing that he’s been talking for two minutes straight." Or perhaps something less on-the-nose.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Screenwriting Mistake #51: Telling instead of showing

One of the most common script issues I see is that screenwriters often seem to forget that the people who will be portraying their characters are called "actors" and not "talkers." So many scenes appear to exist solely for the purpose of getting a few characters together so that they can expose information to each other and then move on to a restaurant or someone's house so they can all sit down and talk some more. The characters in these scenes don't do anything other than move around from one part of the room to another and then react to to what other characters are sighing, often by sighing, glaring, or smiling broadly.

(Note: If there's any sighing glaring or smiling broadly in your screenplay, there's an excellent chance that you should remove it. This would probably be a good place to put a smiley face or something so that I don't look like such a curmudgeon, which I totally am. Smiley face.)

Imagine watching a scene like this in a movie:

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INT. KITCHEN - DAY

Mary enters and leans against the refrigerator. John is standing by a window, staring out into the vast suburban sprawl of their middle-class neighborhood.

MARY
I can't live like this any more. You've become so
distant, John. So angry.

JOHN
Why can't you see how tormented I've become
ever since the death of my father? Don't you know
that we had unresolved issues? Unresolved issues!!

MARY
I don't care about your unresolved issues, John.
I care about the future of my unborn child.

John gasps.

JOHN
You mean...

MARY
That's right, John. I'm pregnant and it's not your
baby. I'm leaving you, John, and I would prefer
it if you didn't come after me.

JOHN
Nooooo!

Mary turns and walks to the door. She pauses for just a moment, but then boldly strides through the door into her new future.

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Obviously, that scene is set in a boring location and is full of unnecessary dialogue and inconsequential actions. Here's an alternative to that scene that might be more effective:

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INT. INVESTMENT BANKING OFFICE - DAY

Elaborate Christmas decorations festoon the office for a holiday party. John gives a toast to dozens of employees.

JOHN
Those hippies can protest all they want, but we
just had the best fourth quarter in the history of--

Mary strides into the office. She drops a pregnancy test stick into John's drink. It's positive.

MARY
It's not yours. Get your shit out of my house
by midnight.

As she exits, Mary throws her wedding ring at John's assistant, Gwen.

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That setting allows Mary to publicly humiliate John and also changes the mood dramatically from the beginning to the end of the scene. Mary does almost all of this without dialogue, only telling John and the audience the things we wouldn't be able to infer from her actions.

The important takeaways from this scene are:

1) If one of your characters tells another character a piece of information, see if you can show that information visually instead.

2) Look at the location of each of your scenes and make sure that it helps to get across the message of that scene or to underscore the action. If you have a scene that's set in a living room or a restaurant, chances are that the location is not contributing anything to your scene.